Spam Hall of Fame
Most spam is a unappetizing grey lump of goo. But occasionally there are hints of rainbow sparkly unicorn meat in the spam box.
Here are some of my favorite examples of that unintentional poetry.
That is second incident that I am scanning something about modifying internet websites with all the program. It seems that you’re an super professional blogger. Your publish is an excellent Instance of why I carry on coming back to review your great top quality content that is eternally updated.
Eternally updated — I like that.
and this — from a the spam queue on a motorcycle rider education advocacy blog.
I 40 weeks are also no movement, others say that delay would be born a girl, and I was born in a second, why would postpone? not advance? me depressed! because folks like I was born a boy, the mood has been a heavy, do women really helpless!
Parents, don’t depressed, boys girls it is two people. The girl gave more intimate? boy la, that truth. My cousin was born in La, but boy Oh! do not worry, as long as b‑everything works, you can wait for the last few days, if not, you can select easy delivery or cesarean section. I am not only such easy delivery, cesarean section, the result did not result in a variable width of pelvis also has much better
this is from the DH’s email
Subject: Choose 1 out of 2: new meeting or nothing interesting?)
That dog has been the ecclesiastic of every improper one, and of all his infernal discontents.
Hem could not adorn up wainscot to disbelieve any miser.
not sure how we get from his infernal discontents to the wainscot. the decor in hell must be bitchin’
and a little gem from a writer’s website that I manage.
What a stuff of un-ambiguity and preserveness of precious experience on the
topic of unexpected emotions.